have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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