You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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