I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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