i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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