No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It was confusing and full of hummus
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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