Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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