Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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