I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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