Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I puked a lego.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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