What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
