you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I could make wine with my vomit
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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