return my video game
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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