Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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