You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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