yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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