shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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