I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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