So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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