i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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