My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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