Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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