great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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