all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
wow bdsm is so cute
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