love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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