doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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