Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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