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stop calling my apartment porn island.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
