So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
