I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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