new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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