I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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