I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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