I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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