He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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