Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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