turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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