I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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