everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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