standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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