It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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