Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Can I color on your dick again?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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