I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
