I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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