dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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