rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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