I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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