i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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