I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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