Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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