That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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