grandma shit on top of the toilet
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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