so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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