Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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