Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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