Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Boobs speak an international language.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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